Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
bring money and cleavage
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I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
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Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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