covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
he thought i was a dude.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
