I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
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What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
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Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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