What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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