Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
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As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
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You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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