look no pants
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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