the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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