how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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