i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
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didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
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I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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