Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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