Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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