I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
My life is pants optional.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
The ass gains better be worth it
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