no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
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They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
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Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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