It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
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As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
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That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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