I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
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and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
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I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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