My nipple is on Facebook.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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