I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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