Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
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