It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
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Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
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I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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