dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
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you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
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My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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