ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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