Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
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You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
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I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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