My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
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Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
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Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
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