you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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