I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
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Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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