I want to walk on stilts...naked
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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