Fine. I'll sleep in my office
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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