goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
