Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
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I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
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siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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