I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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