We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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