it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
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coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
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Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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