the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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