I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
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About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
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I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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