You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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