he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Randomize
