I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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