do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
You had me at "let me see your balls"
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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