i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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