Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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