I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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