So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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