you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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