do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
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I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
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whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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