She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
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They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
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no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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