Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I think I won the penis lottery.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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