Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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