She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
its not stalking. its research.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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