So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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