but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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