I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
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I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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