I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
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he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
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I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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