Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
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Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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