i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
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I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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